two things just two things!

Right!~~!! Welcome back to another episode of the Life Of Carcer! So I have a couple of things I want to blog about but none of them really deserve its own post... well maybe they do but they would be very short. I am not sure if people want an in depth long post or some quick short ones?! Anyway Topic 1 Happened yesterday while at Robogriff's house.. a long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away! Dun dun dah dah dundun da dah dan da da dah dan dan... you know the music that goes with?

Episode 1
The lawn was dieing! What do we do? I was on my way over to help save the lawn along the way I got side tracked by the post office. Well who knew they would still be open at 6pm! So I dropped off my magic cards I am trading to my friend Ben. Robogriff calls me while in line! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?? I am sorry the even post office had a line! I am caught! Go to Lowe's with out me I believe you can do it! Have faith, trust your instincts. The line moves quickly all of a sudden I am the next one to go! DOH!
::Scene cuts to robogriff's house::
At robogriffs house! Stalking the yard out waiting for RoboGriff.. "Hmm the yard really is dieing!" I am bored lets try and break in the house. So I try all the doors. No luck. I try all the windows. All locked damn. I try the shed... locked too! Man, well I guess I will wait.
Carcer goes back to the car... tries to call robogriff! WHat happened why isn't he answering maybe if I told him I was here he would hurry up! No luck.
::Scene cuts::
Walking the yard with some fertilizer! Maybe this will save the day.. I mean yard. Lee puts up some cable runs, while stabbing himself in the hand. Not on purpose you sick freaks! Turn on the sprinklers manually because the power to them was cut a long long time ago in a wait last year sometime.

THIS IS BORING to the main point of this story!

I go in the house and come back out to find that Robogriff has tried to turn off the sprinklers but has turned the motor the wrong way and it has come all the way off! Holy crap! the water starts rising out of the hole and rising... Robogriff takes a cup and tries to bale it out! Not fast enough! WHAT ARE YOU DOING robogriff??!! put the motor back on! I try to put the motor back on. Robogriff rushes inside to try and find something to turn the main water off. He finds a pair of pliers and tries that. Doesn't work! He needs a wrench! I keep trying to put the motor back on and all the while getting the sprinkler shot at me. Oh man I get a bit wet. I almost have it on! Got it... crap I put it on crooked... some water is still jetting away. Robogriff finally gets a wrench and turns the water off. I pale out some more water so I can try and see where this freaking thing goes. I get it on easily without the water trying to jet out of it!! Robogriff turns the water back on. The water from the sprinklers turns on! CRAP IT DIDN'T work!! Then the water dies out of the sprinklers. Must have been just the water pressure left in the line. I go in the house, man did robogriff tear up the kitchen trying to find tools!!! Well that's that I decide to make my chicken and eat.

Episode 2
This one is a lot quicker!
Ever have left over taco meat from the week before? Ever want spaghetti all of a sudden and realise that spaghetti is better with meat? Well add these two together and you get one AWESOME MEAL! Just have to let all of you know on the secret!!